Ask me anything
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
If i ever fall in love promptly punch me in the face
i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing
Anonymous said: How do u make a bitch jealous?
Don’t waste energy on trying to make someone jealous, put energy into getting over that bitch instead
So I just started in and won my first college soccer game :D I am so pumped up right now but I am also so exhausted and gross. But mainly I’m super duper happy :D
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.